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Four men demonstrated how smart their cats were. The engineer's cat took pencil and paper and drew a circle, a square and a triangle. The accountant's cat divided a dozen cookies into four equal piles. The chemist's tabby poured a glass of milk without spilling a drop. And the government employee's fat cat? He ate the cookies, drank the milk, wee-weed on the paper, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation then went home the rest of the day on sick leave